"FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
HOMIEZ: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
HOMIEZ: Calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
HOMIEZ: Would be sitting next to you sayin
"We fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
HOMIEZ: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
HOMIEZ: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
HOMIEZ: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
HOMIEZ: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
HOMIEZ: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool.
HOMIEZ: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
HOMIEZ: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
Sunday, September 10, 2006
FRIENDS & HOMIEZ
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Sounds about right and my Friends and Honiez hang out together.
Does that make them HomeFries?
I have had to be bailed out a couple of times by friends and I had them bail out the Homiez to.
How else am I supposed to beat the crap out of them for getting me in trouble if they are locked up LOL
Have a nice day.
That just about sums it up nicely.
:)
Oh that is so true but I never thought of it.
I am not a violent person but there was this one time we were at a strip club *gasp* and the person I was there with tried to pull some sh*t with another person there. That person did not appreciate it and popped him in the jaw and down my friend went. I had no idea what I was going to do but I put myself between that person and my friend to make sure nothing else happened. Luckily it did not come to further blows but I was prepared to do what ever I needed to in order to protect my friend.
I think I was being a Homez but then again, maybe a Homez would have got the second swing in. OK, maybe I don't know what a homez is.
*smack self
it took me a few to figure out what a homiez is.
I feel old now..
thanks..hahahaha
missed you! Hope all the gloom left.
Who is scooty?
*serious note..I am sorry to hear about your nephew. My thoughts and prayers are with you...
Huge hugs
In some cases I'm a friend, and in other cases I'm a Homie(z)...so I reckon you should stick with me, cos I'm the combination type...and everyone likes a bit of variety right? RIGHT?? lol
xx
That was great... I guess I am a Homie sometimes.
That is true I have had friends come and go and I think homiez are forever, ya can't shake em. (hee, hee)
OMG if we were to meet up in real life, we'd be Homiez for sure! hehhe..sorry i haven't been dropping by lately..had some things to sort out myself... I LOVE YOUR LAVA LAMP!!!!!!!!!
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