I wonder how many others' have had their privacy invaded as a youngster?

Thanks anonymous.I'm referring to the person that said my blog is more creative now than it used to be.Wish I knew who Anonymous is...well,if I don't know this person,than he/she would still be anonymous,right?lol Anyways..Yea,I was reading back in 2002,and my life was so freakin horrid,/bored except the ONLY time I had anything to talk about ...was when Ray had kicked my ass or broke another bone or something.Other than that,he made SURE I had nothing to talk about.
Guess I could have googled jokes and posted them,huh? But I've been a diary-keeper(thats what it used to be called anyways) since I was a teen...like 12 or 13,back when I always kept those little pink tiny books with a tiny little key to lock them with....AS IF....my Grandma bypassed the key and cut the damn thing open,and the look on her face when I got home from school was PRICELESS! Her ...ummmm(cough) "virgin grandbaby"(me) WASN'T who wrote in that diary.Trying to say it wasn't my diary was really stupid,and only made my ass whooping and grounding worse.Besides the fact she said "I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU".OMG!That was worse than a beating.She read that I smoked a cig,a joint,drank some beer,etc...etc...and the worste was when I said "OUCH it HURT"!! (losing my virginity,that is)...I had never been so humbled in my whole life.(up until then,of course)lol...I had to practically sit in her lap in church EVERYTIME the doors to the church were open.Not to mention her bringing me to our preachers' house to pray the demons out of me.UuGH!
I don't suppose anybody else ever had to go outside and pick their own switch!? Or got popped with the hairbrush for fidgeting...not sitting still and complaining "please no pig-tails!"(WHOPP!)...and "you better NOT cry and make your face all red before you get on that school bus"! I don't suppose anybody else got a spanking,then told to stop that crying or your gona get some more!?
Yup,they call that beating a child now...we called it LIFE! like it or lump it.
May you rest in peace Granny.You TRYED to make a good girl out of me.I bet your looking down on me wanting me to go outside and pull a BIG switch,aren't you?
Sheesh! NOW if you LOOK at your kids wrong ,they'll say "I'll call CPS on you"! Boy-O-boy...I WISH I WOULD have said THAT to Granny,I wouldn't be sitting here typeing about it now!lol