CAN'T SLEEP!

Could it be that I work nights and I'm off tonight?Or could it be that I am going to pick up my cable modem for hi-speed first thing when the doors open at the cable company?LOLYesss,that would be me sitting in the car about 30 minutes before the cable co. even opens!!haha
How do you spell relief?? HIGH SPEED!! That's how I spell it.A few months on slow speed will definately teach you to appreciate hi-speed.NOW I'll be online alot more since I won't have to spend friggin 30 minutes pulling up just a few simple pages!
Secondly,I spilled Vodka and orange juice in my key board and am having h*** mashing these keys.So I'm gona pick up a doggone keyboard while I'm at it.I have SEVERAL keyboards somewhere stored,but I think a few of them got the cords knawed on by my kitty and ruint.Any advice on a cool keyboard?I mean,to me,all that extra stuff never really got used....but if you know of a unique one that might be pretty cool.....let me know....K?
Cool,now I can go see that divorced broad on U-Tube I keep seeing on the news thats ranting and raving over her divorce and other silly stuff like that.Also I won't have to wait an eternity to get from blog-to-blog and nose into my faves list without taking hours to do it.
Helllllll Yea!!!