My Newest Addition to New House

Isn't she just adoreable?Her name is China,and she's still a lil pup.
OK--first stop laughing at my run-down slippers,ok?These suckers are SO come-feee!
Seems my daughter can't have her at her house(due to landlord issues),so she's in my care now.I'm pretty sure China will be just like the last pup she gave me to keep(the Shitzu"Candy") who,btw,is no longer with us---but Rayven lives in swanky type places where no pets are allowed,and once again I wind up with her little bundles of joy.Only one problem though.I take her outside often,and she'll come right back in and poop.Well,cripes at least her "going place" is on the linoleum in the hall,and not the carpet,so I gotta give her props for that at least.But I DO need to surf the net and find a cure for this pooping in the house bizz.Candy was already house trained before I got her,and I'm no puppy pro at that sorta thing..but doo-doo'ing(as we call it) in the house is a big no-no,so I'm trying to figure out the best route to take with this.
Me---"Rayven is she like house broken"?
Rayven---"Ohhhh yes Mom,just take her out a few times a day and she'll never doo-doo in the house"
Me--"Then can you explain to me what that big pile of brown stuff is in the corner of your living room"?
Rayven---"Ummm.......I think it was another dog that was here visiting"
(everyone in the room explodes into laughter except Rayven who,btw,was TRYING like hell to keep a straight face---cuz she's NOT very good at lieing to me)

OK.......did she really think I would buy that crock of shit?No pun intended.As if China decided to one day invite a few other dogs over,and one of them had the NERVE to shit on the living room floor--I told her,whether she did it or not,I would still take her,but not until she fessed-up about the excrement in the friggin living room.So of course she laughed and said that she must have not taken her out soon enough...well no shit sherlock(again,no pun intended)