I CAN SEE!! I CAN SEE!!

Well,halleluia! I can friggin' see without my eyes watering like crazy.Yippeee! There went a few of my vacation days out the window.Just when I accumilate a few paid days,something comes up and snatches them.
You should have seen me trying to drive to work when this all started!Holy cow,I was just another wreck waiting to happen.If I had any idea it was gona be THAT bad,I would have never got behind the wheel.No sh***! I got about a mile from my house and all of a sudden I went blind(just about).I slowed down to about 10 mph,and heard a few HONK-HONK-HONKS!!!! Talk about scarey!! It's a wonder I didn't get stopped...which,btw,I gotta tell you about this one:I DID get a warning ticket a few days before my blind-driving!! Not for that...but would you believe,I got stopped doing 40 in a 35 mph zone.Not even a school zone.I started in my ridiculous "ohh my gosh,sir,plzzzz...crap"...and the cop looked at me and gave me the "Shhhh signal",and pointed to a box on his belt.Basically saying "hush,this box is listening"!! hahaha...so I shut the f***-up QUICK! and then I guess he turned it off eventually after running a check on my license,and we talked on the side of the road for about 30 minutes or so.We got a kick out of these velour type pants I just bought,cuz I mentioned how my daughter thinks their stupid....I should take a pic of them,they look like they have tree limbs all over them,so I bought em'! They look woodsy....different!lol...anyways,he made me get out and pose the pants when I asked him what he thought of them...lol...he said the pants and everything in them looked nice.OK! WAIT! I ALREADY got the warning ticket...I was just killing a lil time.haha...anyways,I heard his radio on his shoulder go off three different times w/ the dispatcher asking him "Are you OK"? He kept having to assure dispatch that he was FINE...after the 3rd time a police jeep pulled in behind his patrol car and that pretty much cut the conversation short.No he's not married,but admitted he had a girlfriend,so I better leave that alone.
I'm excited that I'm actually getting the new glasses in today that I picked out last week! I either wear my contacts or nothing at all.....but I decided that these Guess Glasses make me look smarter...I'll let you be the judge when I pick them up today.I really wasn't going for the whole name brand thing,but wtf! Insurance paid for the frames so I went the max.lol I already got colored contacts this year otherwise the frames plus lenses would have been free.