Tuesday, November 4, 2008

I CAN SEE!! I CAN SEE!!

Well,halleluia! I can friggin' see without my eyes watering like crazy.Yippeee! There went a few of my vacation days out the window.Just when I accumilate a few paid days,something comes up and snatches them.
You should have seen me trying to drive to work when this all started!Holy cow,I was just another wreck waiting to happen.If I had any idea it was gona be THAT bad,I would have never got behind the wheel.No sh***! I got about a mile from my house and all of a sudden I went blind(just about).I slowed down to about 10 mph,and heard a few HONK-HONK-HONKS!!!! Talk about scarey!! It's a wonder I didn't get stopped...which,btw,I gotta tell you about this one:I DID get a warning ticket a few days before my blind-driving!! Not for that...but would you believe,I got stopped doing 40 in a 35 mph zone.Not even a school zone.I started in my ridiculous "ohh my gosh,sir,plzzzz...crap"...and the cop looked at me and gave me the "Shhhh signal",and pointed to a box on his belt.Basically saying "hush,this box is listening"!! hahaha...so I shut the f***-up QUICK! and then I guess he turned it off eventually after running a check on my license,and we talked on the side of the road for about 30 minutes or so.We got a kick out of these velour type pants I just bought,cuz I mentioned how my daughter thinks their stupid....I should take a pic of them,they look like they have tree limbs all over them,so I bought em'! They look woodsy....different!lol...anyways,he made me get out and pose the pants when I asked him what he thought of them...lol...he said the pants and everything in them looked nice.OK! WAIT! I ALREADY got the warning ticket...I was just killing a lil time.haha...anyways,I heard his radio on his shoulder go off three different times w/ the dispatcher asking him "Are you OK"? He kept having to assure dispatch that he was FINE...after the 3rd time a police jeep pulled in behind his patrol car and that pretty much cut the conversation short.No he's not married,but admitted he had a girlfriend,so I better leave that alone.
I'm excited that I'm actually getting the new glasses in today that I picked out last week! I either wear my contacts or nothing at all.....but I decided that these Guess Glasses make me look smarter...I'll let you be the judge when I pick them up today.I really wasn't going for the whole name brand thing,but wtf! Insurance paid for the frames so I went the max.lol I already got colored contacts this year otherwise the frames plus lenses would have been free.

9 comments:

letti said...

well, i hope your glasses work much better for you and i'm sure you'll look real cute in them

Lindy said...

I'm glad to hear you're better. That sounded like a pretty wicked allergy. Can't wait to see the new specs. I just got Armani but the kids say they look like Harry Potter glasses...

Monogram Queen said...

Glad you didn't get a ticket! You sly one, you! *wink*

PBS said...

Glad that you're feeling better. And hope those new glasses work well for you!

Lisa said...

I don't know anyone else who's been pulled over by a cop and ends up chatting to him for 30 minutes, let alone posing their new pants to him lol

God you crack me up girlie...this could only be done by you, and that's all part of your charm ya know?

And yeah, give's a look at those interesting new pants of yours. :)

Walker said...

He just pulled you over to get a better look at you and yopu didn't disappoint ;)

Lord Genocyde said...

Tammi,

Take it from me. Glasses...they're irritating at times but they won't make your eyes water or gunk. Contacts keep your eyes from having to readjust every time you look around BUT all that other crap happens. The only reason I like my contacts is because I'm able to wear whatever shades I want.

One thing is that glasses (if you've chosen the right pair) do give you that sort of "I'm smarter than you so don't come into this battle of wits armed with hopes and dreams" look.

Lord Genocyde said...

Oh yeah...my last post...well I was in Jersey on vacation so yeah.

*adjusting glasses* I was out sightseeing and looking at my future home...so nyah.

Tamara said...

Thanks for the vote of confidence.
I want to take a pic....well...I DID take a few pix,but they suck cuz I'm in my work clothes so I'll wait until I'm dressed a lil more presentable.LOL
Geez,I gotta get caught up on my faves!!!