Thursday, April 2, 2009

Excited New Home Buyer!!


Well slap me down and call me shorty!! I DID IT ! I signed my life away on my new...ummm...used mobile home! I'm friggin thrilled! I SHOULD be packing and boxing things up,etc....but it's raining like cats n dogs,and I can't move stuff in this weather,and prolly shouldn't even be online in this weather...but I just HAD to share the great news w/ my buddies! The owner knocked off $100 for me to do the basic cleaning,and so I'll be doing THAT today after the water gets turned on this morning.I'm gona steam clean the carpets and ohhhh my freakin gosh! You should SEE the nasty toilets! I mean,the whole place is basically clean looking and all...but I'm really funny about making sure EVERYTHING is disinfected and scrubbed like crazy...but one of the toilets is freakin-A GROSS! How could someone live with an orange toilet bowl? No offense to anybody that does...but c'mon!!! That's just nasty!So I have my work cut out for me.I was appalled when they told me my damn electric deposit was $395!! WTF? The water was only $100 deposit,and of course since I'm moving to an outskirt town from Tyler,I can't transfer jack sh***.So all the utilities are different companies.I'm moving to Whitehouse which is basically almost here in Tyler...an outskirt,and since Rayven and A'million are in South Tyler,I'm only like 10 minutes from them,whereas NOW,it takes me about 35 minutes to get across town in heavy traffic all the way to get to Rayven's....so I'll be seeing A'million ALL the time now.Plus my lil boo is gona have his own room.I raised 2 girly-girls and have NO idea how to decorate a boys room,so any ideas or themes would be appreciated. Ohhh my gosh,I'm so excited.I took some "before" pictures to post,and then after I do some overhauling,I'll post some "after" pics.My camera battery went dead-ola after only a few pictures,so I only got a couple.I wasn't really looking for a mobile home,and always aid "HELLL NAWW",to buying one,as they tend to depreciate in time,but this was a really good deal I think.So I should be ashamed for useing the term "trailer trash" a time or two! I know!! I oughta be beat for that statement,huh?(sorry).I just never thought I would like living in a mobile home,besides the one w/ Ray on the lake.Oh,speaking of the devil....eat your fucking heart out Ray! I'll NEVER be coming home now!!! Put THAT in your crack pipe and smoke it asshole!
Oh,MUST call today and get cable/internet...I'd rather have my internet than I lights,but we all know that wouldn't make alot of sense,huh?hahaha

14 comments:

Puss-in-Boots said...

Hi Tammi

Thanks so much for visiting my blog and leaving a comment. And congratulations on your new home, it looks rather cute. I know what you mean about toilets. No matter how pristine they are, when I move into a new place, the first thing I do is clean the toilet and shower.

As for getting your captions under the pictures, if you go the toolbar on blogger, run your mouse under the justify panels until you come to "centre" click that and you'll have your captions under the pics.

Have a good week.

tweetey30 said...

Congrats to the new home owner. I know exactly how you feel. We bought our house in Sept of 2006. Its been almost three years.. I have never cared for trailors either but this one looks nice. Take care and it will be your best purchase.

Tamara said...

Puss-n-Boots--
Thanks you soooo much,hun.I have been going friggin batty trying to figure out how to get a comment or description of a picture directly UNDER that picture that I posted,without the caption winding up in the paragraph.So thanks a million sweety!!
And yea,I love snooping through Walkers fave list,he's always got some interesting peeps to go check out.....you being one of them! ;-}

TWEETEY30--
Thanks for the props...I'm excited about paying out my friggin hard earned cash-ola to OWN this sucker instead of my monthly rent just filling a homeowners pockets.lol...and yup,I've never been too thrilled about the thought of owning a mobile home (besides our lake house/trailer)....but I figure,what the "hay"...maybe later I can graduate to a brick or even one w/ siding....but for now I'm happier than a lesbian in a vibrator factory! (hahaha,yea,I made that one up)...of course it came from the joke about the gay guy being happy in a dick factory,which I'm sure you've heard before..so that was my own version.
Blahhh...longest comment in history,so I'll split for now.Thanks again for poppin' in!

Monogram Queen said...

Wishing you the best and much happiness in your new home (closer to your babies - yay!)
Nothing wrong with a trailer, i've lived in one or two and i've made trailer trash jokes too :)
Yes internet is more important than lights LOL

BTExpress said...

My friends used to replace every toilet when they moved to a new place. They won't even use a "strange" toilet when they are away on vacation. If you ask to use theirs, they won't let you if you have to take a dump.

The place looks beautiful, congratulations and good luck.

PS
Don't give Ray your new address.

Tamara said...

MONOGRAM QUEEN--
Really I never thought I would be so excited about owning my own "trailer"...but now I don't feel so bad about making the trailer trash jokes since you did it too!LOL

BTEXPRESS--
I thought of replacing those suckers too,and since I didn't get to do the cleaning yesterday,I may just change my mind and actually wind up buying new one's...depending on how tough it's gona be to clean them.But that's just funny about your friends not useing toilets on vacation.So does that mean they have to take a "country-piss" (that's Texas talk for having to hit the closest tree to wee-wee or #2?LOL
But I can't say that I blame them for not allowing others' to take a dump in their own toilet.I hate that too.
This gives me an idea about my next post.hahaha

Unknown said...

Tammi: Congratulations on the new home! Hope you love it and enjoy it!!

Jefftexas said...

Congrats on becoming a homeowner! It beats the heck out of renting any day! I know what you mean about thoroughly scrubbing and disinfecting-I did that with the house that I am in so I could feel comfortable. Hope you had a great weekend, Jeff

PS-yes, that crazy weather with the blizzard was in Texas! I live in the Panhandle

Walker said...

Hmmmmm, how did i mess this post.
Congrats on the new crib and being so close to your love ones so you can drop in all thwe time and drive them batty LOL

I know they will love having you closer.

bill said...

Congrads on the new home. Me and my sister bought on in November 08 and love it. hope you enjoy it.

Bill

nachtwache said...

Hey! Congratulations on your new home! That's exiting!! I'm doing catch up and I saw you signed my guest book, thank you for the nice comment!
I read a bit of the previous posts, Easter with your granbaby, something about a house and the old guy. I'll go back and read it all now. :)

nachtwache said...

So this is not the same place as what you wrote about on March 31. or did you decide to take the chance with R.?
Haha, according to one of those things you can play on the internet, "What kind of Barbie are you?", I'm a trailer trash Barbie. Yeah right.
I also read about Ray and YOUR trailer. That guy is psycho! You're smart to just stay away. There are so many people that have mental problems and drugs and alcohol make it worse.
There should be a way to evict him, but you wouldn't be safe unless he's dead.
What a world we live in. Now I'm going to check out that sugar daddy site. Just being nosy. :)

Tamara said...

Nachtwache--
I just realized you commented here.
Yup.I know...duhhhh!lol
ok--no old dude.Just me.Although,I DID get a little financial help.But if he puts his "peter-beaters" on me,I'll scream.
Thanks for the comment(both)
your a total sweetheart!!
Are u really gona check out the Sugardaddy thing?
lol...I've had what seems like a million hits that come straight to my email inbox(which has got to stop)...going to change the setting.
I'm no tight wad(well,maybe a tad)
But i can't see paying into something that may or may not be a danger to me and my fam.
So if u luck out...lemme' know...OK?

nachtwache said...

:D, nah, not for finding a guy, just seeing what it's all about. My husband might not like me hooking up with some sugar daddy lol.
Looks like some hope to get some money for , hmmmm, maybe some TLC..
kinda more temporary stuff than permanent.
Not duhhh for you, I'm late commenting, a little behind. Work sure cuts into blogging time and hubby's comments that I'm on the computer too much don't help.