You ARE a non drinker if you spit on me when you talk!
You ARE a non drinker if you TRY to dance and step all over me,fall on me,or make an ass out of yourself in public places...You gotta be kidding?
Too tired to go into details right now.Just checking to see if my crazy computer is gona freeze up again or will this ACTUALLY post.Now I can hit the hay.
Monday, September 1, 2008
NON DRINKERS
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I do that when I'm drunk and al.ot more ;)
There are stages of my own inebriation and they're easy to identify.
Stage 1: Quiet. I'm sizing up the bar and everyone in it. I'm nursing my drink and checking every exit and restroom door. I like to know where everything is, especially if I don't know anyone there.
Stage 2: Drinkin' and Smokin'. By now, I'm talking with someone about something and I'm smoking like an internal combustion engine after Tammi flipped the car off of God knows what. At this point, I'm just being friendly.
Stage 3: Intensely Political. By now, I've met several patrons and somehow, I always run into the real conservative types...not the bullshit neo-con types. We're figuring out that we've all been bullshitted by every political group out there.
Stage 4: Holy Shit. We've been lied to by organized religion
Stage 5: War Stories. This is where I'll inevitably end up meeting combat veterans from various wars/conflicts. It's never too late for a handshake and a warm word of thanks to them.
Stage 6: Survivalism. I never hesitate to shut up and listen to these guys talk about situations I can't even imagine being in. I'm listening because these guys have the best means of surviving bad situations.
Stage 7: Philosophical. Now, we've moved past politics and religion and wars and I start connecting the dots. While I'm genuinely a believer in what I'm talking about, by now, I can't so much as feel the ground beneath me and it feels like that last mug was a swimming pool in which I drowned. By then, the best thing you can do is get me some water and don't put me in any auto that's going to make sudden movements...if you do, your upholstery's going to be covered in whatever I last ate...over the past week. I can't even remember when my last cigarette was so I'm going to have another. It's not uncommon to see me with two at once by now.
BTW, It Came, I Saw...I kicked Gustav's Ass.
Ha ha - I just bet Walker does!!!!!
"make an ass out of yourself in public places"
You just described The Peanut King to a T!!!
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