FREDDY KRUGER CAME TO MY WINDOW!!

Since I don't have the brain cells to do this....you really gotta go here THE PEANUT QUEEN and check out this trailer.Maybe give her a lil nudge,a hug,a flower (or a kick in the ass)lol.. cuz she's feelin' a bit under the weather.
Ohh snap! Last night at work,I hear this loud thud and nearly jumped out of my skin,and looked up and this guy was in my window yelling "Hellllp! My leg is broken,I fell down the stairs...call for help"! I looked a bit closer and could clearly see he looked so beaten up in the face and hands,he was bleeding profusely..anyways I ran my a*** back to my desk,jumped on the floor and called 911.The lady on the other end said
"WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE".....and I said nervously "FREDDIE KRUGER"!! Hey,I wasn't trying to be funny,but she snapped.."BE SERIOUS"..Hell!! I WAS being serious!
This just happens to be one of those times it seems to take an eternity for the ambulance and police to arrive.The guy hesitantly gave the cops his name,so I tryed pulling it up on the computer.Nothing.
Ohh crap.Not sure if I've ever seen someone beat THAT badly about the face,neck,arms,clothes tattered and blood covered.Geez,the whole time the medical peeps were ripping his pants leg off and all,before putting him on that stretcher,the dude kept passing out.They were like"SIR!! SIR!!WAKE-UP!HAVE U TAKEN ANY ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES"?..then they were popping something in front of his nose to get him woke BACK up ea. time.Not sure what they were putting close to,or UP his nose.
OK---about this DIVERSITY board.I haven't even got EVERYONE's pic up on it yet,as I ran out of glossy print paper,and I'm getting alot of compliments...but a few.."why is MY picture not on THAT board"?When this HAPPENS to be a REGIONAL contest,in which we are ALL supposed to be participating in.Guess who is doing it ALL.Yep...ME.Even tho it clearly says on the dry-erase board "IF YOUR PIC IS NOT UP YET,I AM STILL WORKING ON THIS...ANY HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED"....nobody has come forward.So when I win the $500,I suppose they'll say."I should win that too,since my picture is up there"!! To top it off...EVERYTIME I try to take as pic at work,heads turn away from the camera,then that SAME head turner asked why said "head-turners"picture was not up yet!! Dammnnn folks..either help me,or give me time dammit!Yesss,D.J. I'm cussing----->dammit,fuck,shitasses,peckerwoods,son-of-a-bisquit eater..fuckwads,...dannng,are there anymore cuss words??lol
No,but for real.This is burning my ass to no end.I'm hearing that out of our region,I seem to be the only one really dolling ours up...The Shreveport office seen what I had done so far today,and was like "Ohhhh!! We need to get OURS started too!!"
HEY! Now wait just a minute.Are YOU thinking what I'm thinking?
Ohhh snaps.Anyways.I can't wait to post the pic of the board once it's done...
If we win this competition,we will be on the internet,and company newsletter and of course win the $500.
The deadline is Sept 25th....
DAG----gotta quit yapping and catch a few winks before work.Don't forget to go visit my link up there.She's a mess! Read some of her other stuff too.You'll get a kick!!