I gotta tell you what happened!! Yesterday I was getting stuff done at work,getting prepared for the next shift to come in,and this guy walks in that has been staying at the motel with his girlfriend!! OK,at 6:30 (usually earlier) I put out the complimentary coffee out for guests to come and get,and I noticed as I was answering the phone that this dude was staring at me and in one hand he was shaking the creamer can so hard it was dumping all over the table and floor.....well....it was my boss(my general manager) that called me on the phone and told me that she was looking straight into the camera at that very moment----anyways,there is a camera set up where she is at that shows the register and front counter etc..anyways...she told me "turn around slowly and look down! That man is jerking himself off looking at you"!!!! AND HE WAS!!!!
THEN,as if THAT weren't bad enuff...he asked for an application for employment,and I handed it to him,he picked up the pen off the counter and went and sat down at the table in the corner and continued to jerk off,pretending he was filling out the application.I asked my boss!! WTF do I do??? Then he basically either heard me,or seen the look on my face and got up and left!! LOL
When my boss came inton work, she came into the office and I had her rolling in the floor laughing so hard,she said I deserve a freakin raise!! She said "Tammi,you should have walked over to the counter (she showed me how I should have put my elbows on the counter...chin in my hands and just stood there staring at him)...and I said..."Awww hell noooo! It's been a while since I've had "any"...I should have done THIS...and I started tweaking my "2 sisters",breathing hard,rubbing myself with a crazy look on my face ,I turned around backwars,towards the area he was at,and said "C',mon baby!! and I backed my hiney up to the gate/counter that comes up between the outer desk and the inner side where the register is at.Another words I was slapping my butt,bent over saying "C'mon with it baby"!! "Gimme some of that "!!! You just have to know my boss,she is the funniest boss,but yet very proffessional,of course...but we were laughing so hard my ribs hurt...In hindsight,we thought..hey! We should have turned him and the recorded tape in for some sort of charge..I suppose it would be called lude and disgusting public dispay of tossing off..I don't know what the ticket would be.Or jail,maybe?.Now everyone that comes in to work,she has me showing them what I did....LOL......my co-workers,of course all had to hear the whole story this morning as they came in..right down to the tweaking,backing the booty up and all.LOL
Talk about a trip! She kept the tape to the side and put him and his girlfriend on the "no-rent-list".When we got over the initial shock and laughter,we thought...Ohh M.G.,he could be like a sexual predator,wondering if maybe he even does that around kids.
I couldn't believe,as I was leaving,I SEEN his girlfiend.She was walking a big ass dog...and I said "my general manager needs to talk to you"....of course we agreed she needed to know what he DID ....she asked me "what for",and I said..."well,I'll let HER tell you"....she never went to the office,and the 2 checked out immediately.So I don't know if he knew...that WE KNEW what he was doing...or what.But they had already been there 3 days,and when I mentioned her needing to speak to my manager..they hit the road jack.Talk about "caught on tape"!
Being that I'm the jokster-type,and always laugh about wierd stuff ....maybe I should have done like my co-worker said,and threw hot coffee on him.I don't know what would or wouldn't have been appropriate for THAT type of situation.
Thursday, October 4, 2007
What a pervert!
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ok....im off to bed(thursday evening).....but ill send ya some love and hope u have a wonderful day tomorrow....ill be on friday nite about this time....look me up on the "y"...wish u was closer id be at "your "y"....heheheheh see ya baby
ok....im off to bed(thursday evening).....but ill send ya some love and hope u have a wonderful day tomorrow....ill be on friday nite about this time....look me up on the "y"...wish u was closer id be at "your "y"....heheheheh see ya baby
*NETMAN*
I actually "got it" the first time,but sometimes it takes reading it twice to get the whole picture.
LOL
hug-ola's silly guy!
GO LETTI!! GO!!
LOOOOVE IT !!
Lookin' good!
hug~hug
so, u love me too or what? that was a crazy story of what happened at work......maybe someday you and the netman may hook up, get a room and do some serious partying......wold be fun i bet....see ya sweetheart
I am glad you had fun with it but there is a serious side to this kind of thing. What if a family with children happened to come in when he was in doing it? What if he does this around children or when he is looking at children? I sure hope not.
They could have nailed that pervert on 4 charges right off the bat by Texas Law for Obscenity, Indecent Exposure, Disorderly Conduct, and Harassment, not to mention the health code violations they could have topped the cake with because he was at a place where people were going to eat and drink.
Texas Law:
§ 43.21. OBSCENITY
(1) "Obscene" means material or a performance that:
(A) The average person, applying contemporary community standards, would find that taken as whole appeals to the prurient interest in sex;
(B) Depicts or describes:
(I) patently offensive representations or descriptions of ultimate sexual acts, normal or perverted, actual or simulated, including sexual intercourse, sodomy, and sexual bestiality; or
(ii) Patently offensive representations or descriptions of masturbation,
, lewd exhibition of the genitals, the male or female
genitals in a state of sexual stimulation or arousal, covered genitals in a discernibly turgid state or a device designed and marketed as useful primarily for stimulation of the human genital organs; and
(C) Taken as a whole lacks serious literary, artistic, political, and scientific value.
(3) "Performance" means a play, motion picture, dance or other exhibition performed before an audience.
(4) "Patently offensive" means so offensive on its face as to affront current community standards of decency.
An offense under this section is a Class C misdemeanor.
§ 21.08. INDECENT EXPOSURE. (a) A person commits an
Offense if he exposes his anus or any part of his genitals with intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any person, and he is reckless about whether another is present who will be offended or
Alarmed by his act.
(b) An offense under this section is a Class B misdemeanor.
§ 42.01. DISORDERLY CONDUCT. (a) A person commits an
Offense if he intentionally or knowingly:
(2) Makes an offensive gesture or display in a public
place, and the gesture or display tends to incite an immediate
breach of the peace;
(10) Exposes his anus or genitals in a public place and
is reckless about whether another may be present who will be
offended or alarmed by his act; or
(d) An offense under this section is a Class C misdemeanor
§ 42.07. HARASSMENT. (a) A person commits an offense if,
with intent to harass, annoy, alarm, abuse, torment, or embarrass
another, he:
(3) "Obscene" means containing a patently offensive
description of or a solicitation to commit an ultimate sex act,
including sexual intercourse, masturbation, cunnilingus, fellatio,
or anilingus, or a description of an excretory function.
(c) An offense under this section is a Class B misdemeanor,
except that the offense is a Class A misdemeanor if the actor has
previously been convicted under this section.
2. Misdemeanors: In Texas, misdemeanor offenses are broken down into two systems: the “higher charge,” Class A and Class B, and the lower, Class C, offenses.
Class B misdemeanors, which carry a penalty of up to 180 days in jail and/or a fine of up to $3,000, include Criminal Mischief or Theft of $50 to $500, first DWI, driving while license suspended, etc. Class B misdemeanors also are heard in County Courts-at-Law.
Class C misdemeanors carry a penalty of fine only and include traffic offenses, Public Intoxication, Minors in Possession of Alcohol, Disorderly Conduct offenses such as Fighting, Unreasonable Noise, Failure to Display a Driver License, etc. These cases are heard either in Municipal Court (if the offense was alleged to have occurred in the city limits) or in the Justice of the Peace courts (if the offense was alleged to have occurred outside the city limits).
I will try and keep up more with you.
I sure have missed you!!!
Huggles and Love,
Raggedy
*NETMAN*
Hush boy! Your starting to remind me of Mr.Pecker-whacker at my job.If you only knew how many times I hear that stuff you said about getting a room,you would think of a different line of bull.Your still my buddy though....even if you do act like a....a....a....a....whacker-man!LOL
T.
*Raggedy*
Wow! No wonder he checked out so quick.My boss had me look up his G/F's room and call get his name...luckily,since they'd been there the 3rd day,she knew which room they were in.Well,I called and asked his name b/c she was gona see what options she had to use the tape for..well,I called and he gave me some bogus name,cuz my relief said that name didn't ring a bell.Then all of a sudden he came back in looking all nervous and said "why did you want my name?You gona use to I.D. me or something"? Which didn't make sense at all the way he put it..and I said "uhhh---nooo,my boss just wants to know in case you get the job"..then my shift relief askedhim why there was only one person claiming to be in that room? and he was sooo nervous,he said "look I don't want to get in any trouble,I'll pay for being here too,and went bk to the room & brought her back the difference in the money for 2 people".
Had to write an incident report...so I think it's going further than this,with the tape and all.
But wow! That's alot of charges.As I was driving home I was thinking..wait!What if this sucker does this vulgar public display around young kids or elderly..or anybody as far as that goes.
Thanks for the run-down on the charges Raggedy.
hmmmmm ok whatever....i was just writing shit as i dont know what else to say to you.......ill leave u be though, cause you have been thinking im some other guy from wisconsin all this time anyway....good luck, and i cant believe you saying that shit to me, and after what that guy did in your store? i would have turned his ass in cause if my kids would have seen that i would have also kicked his ass.....i wasnt trying to use any "line of bullshit" or anything,ill find me someone to party.......anyway have a good one and goodluck...........sorry to waste your time, netman
As funny as that was I have to agree and you should have had his ass busted.
He could have hid somewhere and grabbed you after work or someone else.
If you feel guilty about him getting tossed in jail just think of all the guys that woudl gladly jerk him off for him.
Sorry N-Man....you know we've been cyber-buds a long time...and that was a while back,when I got u confused w/ a similar screename.I wasn't being offensive...although I guess after re-reading what I said it "does" sound that way...forgive me? You never talk kinky to me though,and I used my warped sense of humor...when u said this quote:"look me up on the "y"...wish u was closer id be at "your "y"....,and you then said this: quote "maybe someday you and the netman may hook up, get a room and do some serious partying".....I could have gotten offended,sine it;s the 1st time you've ever said things like that.I just figured you were making a funny...and I was teasing back with you.
But really..I'm sorry if I offended you.I didn't mean to.
its ok.....ive mentioned before about maybe meeting sometime, been awhile, but i did......no harm, no foul...have a good one
I don't think I'd be punchin' The Clown in the damn room (until I swept it for electronic devices in the walls and ceiling. That's just me, I'm just paranoid like that. In which case, if you ever see me walking up to the counter with some electronic device that looks like it was ripped outta the wall...just know I need to see the manager. And I'll be keeping the device as a souvenir LOL.
"Now, this, folks is a CIA bug...genuine, I ran the serial numbers for it that I ripped out of a bathroom in a New Orleans Hilton, this minicam came from a Jackson, Mississippi Holiday Inn, This Mind Control device came from a New Jersey Howard Johnson Inn and this last one was a beauty...look at it...all in one. It's just compact as hell and I found it in the air conditioning duct at a Motel 6 in Texas!"
"How did ya find 'em"
"The bug sweeper I got offa thinkgeek.com. and when that didn't work some moron saw me whip it out and start killin it and said 'I'm watchin' you boy!' and that's when I was onto him."
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