WHITER GRILL & KITTEN SEARCH!

Crest Whitening Strips(link)
I just wonder how well these work.I'm trying this as well as "Simply White" by Colgate at night to whiten my teethe.I'm a serious coffe,tea,and soda drinker and I am noticing the effect it's having on my teethe.I would rather go to the dentist and have a $200 whitening/bleach job done....but my funds won't let me.I suppose I could skip the electric bill and go to the dentist.Maybe they'll be so white they will glow in the dark when the power company turns off my lights for non-payment.ha ha ha (not even funny,huh?)
I have been looking high and low for a little kitty since I lost my precious kitty Callie.I have tried the Humane Society in 3 counties,looked at the lists of animals on the grocery store bulletine board.All half-all the way grown cats.I want a tiny,just off the momma cat's milk.No luck.I'm so desperate I've resorted to asking others while pumping gas,or in passing at the stores.All the checkers at the grocery and convenient stores....you name it.Any other time,I have ppl asking me..."wanna kitty"? and since I only will allow myself ONE at a time,I have to say no.But I service the litter box daily,use the hair removal roller on the furniture obsessively,and everyone always compliments me on how cool it is that my houses that I have lived in w/ a cat does not even smell like it when you walk thru the door.
I mean...I suppose the main reason,I never allowed my 2 daughters to have a cat while they were growing up was b/c I had been to soooo many houses that would just gag you as you are walking in the front door,and when you leave,you can't seem to get that smell out of your nose,or the cat hairs off your clothes and your kids clothes....still my girls would beg for a kitty!LOL...OH!! And what used to kill me is...the home owner would offer you something to eat or drink(Uugh...NOT!!) but I would lie and say"Oh no thank you...we just had McDonald's"(one time my girls said"Nooooo we DID NOT MOM!!" .I felt like a fool.lol...But THAT just served me right for lieing in front of my girls,after teaching THEM to nevvvver lie,no matter what.But really, NOW I feel bad b/c I realize that it wasn't the kitty's fault that the house smelled like urine so bad that it ran a close race w/ Amonia.It's up to the owner to keep the box clean,and hairs off the furniture.Have the vet fix them,and I've only had 2 cats (females) in the last few years....my brag pics are in my archives,btw.But according to some ppl,ONLY the male cats spray.Not sure how true this is...but I've never seen one of mine spray...OR smelled.ICKY!
Anyways...according to the humane society,I just recently learned(yesterday) that the timing is off for baby kittens.Seems as tho they only breed at certain times of the year,so to get a lil baby kitten,it will have to be some time after the middle of March.Sooooooo.....I guess I have to wait.Plus I better knock grilling strangers for a kitten.Not a safe way to find a cat,huh?