A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the Man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean REALLY BIG. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue pit." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's butt. Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband.Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little" frisky". He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this BIG-ASS grill for one little weenie??"
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
HOW FUNNY!!
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haha!
Hey tammi, neat blog!
Thanks for adding me to your favourates.
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have fun!
thats hilarious, i might use that later today...lol
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p.s i emailed you...
hi just confirming its me...
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the UK is in England, and i think that australia is nearer you than me...lol
i would love to move to some little town anywhere in america, i love it...
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