WHEN DOES THE FUN START????

I'm gona make this short (as possible,that is)....As I'm tired of writing about all my hospital trips and ailments.But Yesssss.....over a week ago,I got totally sick...fever,chills,throwing up,could barely walk,major pain in my side etc.Sister DEMANDS I get in the car,and off she goes racing to the E.R. From this hillbilly hospital they Lifeflight me to a bigger hospital in Tyler.Blood in the urine,kidney stones/major infection/sick,sick kidney(doctors exact words)....had to do surgery and put a stint(or valve) into my kidney.I screeched in pain for several days w/ a morhine pump that let me press the button every 15 minutes to release a certain amount of morhine....stilll the pain raged on!To make matters worse,they took off the C-collar for my broken neck and put on this huge rubbery-type thing constricting my neck to where I felt like ripping it to pieces,but didn't even have the strength or the combination to get the damn thing off!Left arm still in this cast also a pain in the ass......But I'm home now....supposed to be bedridden,but this house will NOT allow me to stay in the bed(in truth,I don't think "I" can make myself lay in bed)...Nevertheless...my body has always had an incredible way of healing....even doctors have commented on how fast I healed after my car wrecks,when they had already determined that it would be days,weeks,months before I made any progress.HA!~~~My body fooled them....huh? lol My immune system just tends to bounce back(thank goodness)....so c'mon body......BOUNCE...CUZ I'M READY TO GO BACK TO WORK!