Texas Tammi: Press the button(click here plzzz)

Friday, September 24, 2004

Press the button(click here plzzz)

Press the button

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Anonymous said...: Press the button
sth funnie i read...

Press Button ----

I recall pinching this or something like it from another website. If you have seen it before, well you have seen it before! Life is like that!

Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline......
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. We have traced your call and know your number.
If you are delusional, press 7 and we will transfer your call to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. please repeat!
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the Alt and Ctrl keys until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y and c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0, 0, 0.
If you are easily confused, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk to you.
If you have PMT, hang up, turn on the fan, lay down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.; November 24, 2004 at 12:28 PM

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