Monday, November 22, 2010

Here are some popular synonyms of 'penis' used in the US

Here are some popular synonyms of 'penis' used in the US


(from condom slogans):

1. Cover your stump before you hump

2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong

7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it

8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey

9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you go into heat, package your meat

13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis

14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member

16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker

17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool

18. The right selection will protect your erection

19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil

20. A crank with armor will never harm her

21. No glove, no love!

Your penis can't think - your brain should do it.

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1 comment:

tweetey30 said...

I dont know where you come up with these posts but thanks for the laugh.. I know some of them are very serious but then again some are very funny...lol..Happy Thanksgiving To you and yours..